i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
I think I’m over tired and definitely have a migraine but.. I should buy some studio flashes. Set up a mini studio in my garage and invite people over to come and be creepy with me and take some fucking weird as fuck photos and hang out with really large black dogs and very small cats
Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.
I keep forgetting that Cristopher Lee can speak Finnish and actually volunteered here to fight in the Winter War
Someone needs to photoshop Saruman in some wartime photo asap
What is this photoshopping you speak of? This is an actual historic photo from the winter war!
My life had just been build-up for this picture.